I can't wait for the weekend to go to the Traditional Bowhunters of Florida (TBoF) shoot... 2 days of 3-D shooting plus a coon shoot =) I don't get anywhere near enough exercise and shooting these days with the kind of schedule I've been holding lately and I'm just itching for some time where I'll get plenty of both!
Random Things That Should Be Illegal
-- Skin products that aren't required for real health conditions (ie, something for severe eczema or chickenpox is acceptable, something for acne, slightly dry skin, or non-cataclysmic blemishes are not)
-- Infants that cry for more than 15 seconds (must... fight... huntin' instincts)
-- Parents who allow their infants to cry long enough to irritate the living daylights of everything within earshot (must REALLY fight huntin' instincts)
-- Clothing and/or shoes that make it dangerous to run, climb, and go through dense vegetation
-- Excessive use of pink or lavender or other pastels
-- Fashion magazines unless they revolve around really functional attire that can survive a good hike through chaparral or other scrubby vegetation or can protect from toxic chemicals
-- Parking or idling in bicycle lanes (and people wonder why some bikers refuse to leave the sidewalk)
-- Odorizing chemicals not designed for camouflage or hunting purposes
-- Bad hip-hop / rap / lite rock that makes people want to live in the city, develop wilderness areas, go to overly crowded hell-holes called "clubs", dress like idiots, and generally act like jack-asses
-- Mandatory humanities / social studies classes
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