List of severe stress symptoms that can be cured either with a good pretend-hunt or other solitary outdoor activity away from the general populace... or temporarily relieved with tasteless music videos, excessive use of computer games, destructive hobbies, and/or exercising to severe injury:
- Uncontrolled salivation at inappropriate things
- Visions of bulls-eyes on particularly annoying people like those annoying solicitors who don't understand the concept of "I'm running late to class/meeting/seminar" or those inconsiderate people who wear excessive product in poorly ventilated places... most of the bulls-eyes seem to be centered around lung/heart shots.
- Excessive shedding
- Cut-up tongue from refraining from swearing at the *.* person who almost runs me over when I have right-of-way or the annoying solicitor trying to recruit me into
- Sudden and increased cravings for medium-rare meat on the bone
- Loss of overall competetive edge in class
- General inability to sit still without having to stretch or walk
And now time to try to ignore the effecs of stress long enough to focus on making sure the curve is nice and broken in my favor and learning the material inside-out...
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